"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
do you ever have those moments where you’re catching your friend up on a series and they make a random guess on something that’s going to happen and it’s actually 100% right and you just sit there like
"MUST NOT LET THEM KNOW"
do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are
isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather
i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom